Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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