we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
