her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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