I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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