brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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