they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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