8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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