One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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