My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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