I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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