Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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