Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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