i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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