I cockslap morals
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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