I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize