Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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