i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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