i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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