...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you would pick up someone in the library
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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