I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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