I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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