"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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