It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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