You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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