my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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