My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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