We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the gays at disneyland are vicious
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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