We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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