I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
if only i could text you this smell
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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