You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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