I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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