She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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