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(541): View more from Oregon

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(313): View more from Michigan

hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?

(734): View more from Michigan

nope, you were tallying rejections at the party

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(818): View more from California

i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...

(805): View more from California

i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"

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(605): View more from South Dakota

She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.

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(805): View more from California

You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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(605): View more from South Dakota

When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning

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