Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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