i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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