Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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