When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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