I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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