it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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