he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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