East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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