remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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