walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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