Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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