There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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