So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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