Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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