After last night, I could never be a politician.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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