also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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