Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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