the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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