Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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