I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The cops high fived after they tackled you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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