so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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