Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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