He is such a slut. More and more my type.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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