Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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