Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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