People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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