it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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