My pussy is not your playground.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
